Andy: We finished our errands and now Eleanor is asleep in the stroller. Do you want to keep walking around for a while and let her take a nap?
Emily: [Makes a face] Sure, if you want to.
Andy: [Happily pushes Eleanor around the mall, happy to be with his family and not doing school work] Do you want to go in the shoe store?
Emily: [Makes a face like Andy suggested smelling a fart] Don't you already have shoes?
Andy: [Looks at feet, sees shoes] Yeah, I guess so. [Continues walking] Do you want to hold hands?
Emily: [Makes another disgusted face] I'm sick of this. Let's go home.
Andy: [Incredibly hurt that Emily doesn't enjoy his company] Fine. [Starts pushing Eleanor quickly to the elevator, leaving Emily behind]
Emily: [In troll voice] STOP, I COMMAND YOU!!!
Andy: [Enters elevator, tries to close door before before Emily gets on]
Emily: [Enters elevator]
[10 other people with 3 strollers crowd onto an elevator built for 5; conversation stops]
Andy: [Elevator door opens; resumes sprint for the car]
Emily: [In troll voice] I MUST HAVE THE RING!!! I MUST!!!
Andy: [Tries to get Eleanor in the car and leave without Emily]
Emily: [Catches up, laughing] I hate you with the fire of 1,000 furnaces.
Andy: I was really enjoying spending time with you at the mall and you ruined it.
Emily: I'm sorry.
Andy: Good, you should be.
Emily: In that case, I rescind my apology.
Andy: I really enjoyed this argument.
Emily: [Tries to throw herself into oncoming traffic; stubs toe on the car door] Dammit Andrew!!!
[Scene ends]
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