The Sweeney household finds their future in jeopardy due to recent developments. It appears that on July 11, 2008, the alleged culprit named Eleanor Kathleen Sweeney decided to take matters into her own hands. Witnesses acknowledge that Sweeney's mobility was unapparent until this past Friday. She slowly began her attacks, first by moving in zig-zags, almost appearing drunk (a facade), but then appeared to gain confidence in her abilities, maneuvering from all angles. The alleged attacks took place at first on Norris Lake in Tennessee, but have continued since then in Cincinnati, OH. These serial attacks come at all times, but can be grouped mainly when the culprit is awake and has finished her meals. One victim, a Miss Winnie Pooh Sweeney claims the climate of her living situation has changed for the worse, explaining that her back, ears, tail, and jowls have been abused countless times. Winnie didn't ask for this type of abuse, and she's now considering moving out, maybe to the Vore's. Therefore, if you live in the Cincinnati area, please be aware that tables, magazines, candles, remote controls, and dogs with hair long enough to grab are all unsafe around Ms. Sweeney. Please take these warnings seriously. We will continue to follow this story and bring you updates as they come in.
The very first attack caught on film. That poor baby doesn't even see it coming. Just plain vicious.
An action shot rarely seen, but you saw it here first.
Please take note of the culprit's markings: She appears to wear pink as her signature color. We believe she is calling herself the Pink Snake.
The Pink Snake draws victims in with her so-called charm and good looks. Do NOT be fooled; she is venomous.
This is as close to a full-body shot as we could acquire. Again, Cincinnatians be aware of your surroundings, and do not allow yourself to be alone with this alleged "baby". She is not at all what she seems, especially now that she mobile.
The very first attack caught on film. That poor baby doesn't even see it coming. Just plain vicious.
An action shot rarely seen, but you saw it here first.
Please take note of the culprit's markings: She appears to wear pink as her signature color. We believe she is calling herself the Pink Snake.
The Pink Snake draws victims in with her so-called charm and good looks. Do NOT be fooled; she is venomous.
This is as close to a full-body shot as we could acquire. Again, Cincinnatians be aware of your surroundings, and do not allow yourself to be alone with this alleged "baby". She is not at all what she seems, especially now that she mobile.
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