Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Episode VI: Welcome to the neighborhood

Scene: The blog neighborhood. Davisblog is meticulously sculpting the lawn around its new blog house.

Davisblog: [Sculpting a Maple tree and listening to National Public Radio] This tree is going to be the best tree ever when I'm finished. [A few more snips]


Davisblog: There, that looks great.

[Sweeneyblog, wearing a fur coat and galoshes, walks onto Davisblog's lawn carrying a camera and a covered plate]

Sweeneyblog: Hello, I'm Sweeneyblog. Welcome to the blog neighborhood. [Sweeneyblog hands Davisblog the camera it is carrying] I found this on the ground by your car.

Davisblog: Oh, thanks. I'm a picture blog so I really need this camera.

Sweeneyblog: I also wanted to bake you some cookies to welcome you to the neighborhood. [hands Davisblog a plate of freshly baked cookies]


Davisblog: Thanks, that's really nice of you. [Davisblog takes a cookie and starts eating] Would you like one?

Sweeneyblog: No thanks.

Davisblog: [chewing thoughtfully] These cookies have a unique taste I can't quite put my finger on.

Sweeneyblog: My friend Rustblog came over last night and helped me make them. He added a secret ingredient.

Davisblog: What is the secret ingredient?

Sweeneyblog: The secret ingredient is...FEATHERS!!!


[scene ends]

Returning question of the week - Did you miss us?

3 comments:

sarah d said...

oh andy. i was so hoping you were going to turn good. and no, i didn't miss you and this unicorn tomfoolery. I miss pictures of your darling daughter. but, on the upside, thanks for welcoming me to the blog neighborhood..

Anonymous said...

I hope Davisblog is listening to WMUB!! ;)

Anonymous said...

we missed you so much it hurts- literally - right in the groin.